Wise is the Cultist who anoints the pregnant belly carrying his imminent spawn. The anointing is to be done with green slime made out of non-toxic substances (such as green food coloring and clear Karo Syrup). Simply drizzle the jade ichor upon the vessel’s baby bump, then proceed to rub it around as the Cultist feels inclined. My recommendation is to wait until at least seven months have transpired before performing the anointing ritual.
For those wondering about words… one should mark the occasion with whatever intuitively seems appropriate. Reference to the Ancient Ones collectively or a certain A:O in particular is a good place to start. The Cultist could voice his desire for health, happiness, and a certain propensity for darker virtues. Mention of the expected baby’s name is another anointing staple. If the mother-to-be has something she’d like to add, then by all means she should be allowed to speak.
This ritual is very much like a baptism, except anointing comes before the birth. It paves the way, consecrating and making sacred the vessel which nurtures the unborn. Any kind of greenish liquid can be used to symbolize green slime, the thicker the better though. Green is the traditional coloring of Dread Cthulhu, it is the hue favored by our religion. Green represents life, alienage, and cosmic horror. Slime is considered to be disgusting, unclean, and often thought of as a foul secretion. As different from water as day is from night.
As some might remember, I performed my first anointing ritual a couple years ago. Tonight, however, I performed my second yet far more important blessing. This was a key moment because I annointed the vessel and forthcoming child which sprang from my very own seed. Preparation for Briella Emerald Satanis has been made. I feel satisfied with my magic… extending my slimy green hand out to the similarly coated tentacles erupting from the great outer blackness.
My Scarlet Princess and I are extremely proud of what we’re about to bring into this world. I hope you enjoy the miraculous pleasure of anointing your own spawn in the Cthulhu Cult tradition. To the creation of a new and better race…
Qureth h’swib!
Venger As’Nas Satanis
Ipsissimus
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God will smite you for your sins and works of evil.
Congrats on the baby to be great name choice too. Very sinister and suiting of someone like you. May your spawn continue where your dark reign ends. Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn!
Very nice website, I am thinking of converting.
I want to send you my most sincere well-wishes for you and your burgeoning family, Venger. May the emerald light of all the Ancient Ones of the Outer Spheres shine its unholily eldritch putrescence on you all!
So you guys worship a ancient dark god who has existed for over a million or so years, described in a book which was written by a horror author in 1920-ish, right? I don’t think it’s wrong, i just don’t see the logic. I do not believe in any god so i am not favoring any religion. And congratulations with your baby.
To dean halibet (top comment). You should let people believe what they want, regardless if it is Cthulu, Satan or god. I do not know much about the rules of the Cthulu cult, but the rules for satanism is among others not kill a child, do not kill a living being unless for food, and so on. As long as people do not hurt anyone, they can worship whomever they want.
@dean halibet Silly,
little religious fanatic. I am unsure how praying to a God much older then yours constitutes going to hell, but quite personally I think hell would be much warmer in the winter and you have less being looked upon as wrong for doing the slightest thing out of sorts. I may not pray to just Cthulhu but I can tell you one thing, your god-puppet is no better then anyone elses, given for generations people have slaughtered innocents in the name of your god all because they do not fit your ‘perfect image’. In short, Be happy for Him, Her and their bloodline, because they have a piece of mind that you sound like you will never experience.
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I apologize for raging on this person, Venger Satanis. I hope your spawn is doing well and both you and your female as well.
May the Old Ones and Elder Gods be with you all.
Venger my friend, I bid thee great fortune for you and your new offspring. May the Old Ones grant thee thine desires and may you have a wonderful year. Darkest blessings.
I don’t understand how can actually ‘worship’ Cthulhu or the elder gods(rather any god for that matter) considering it was all from a book written in the 1920s to earn a little money(kind of like a Star Trek cult, especially since the planets have aligned hundreds of times already). Congrats on your child by the way.
This sounds great but i find my self again lost in your wisdom. I wish enlightenment. If you please to respond to my aid, I don’t understand the second part, “One should mark the occasion with whatever intuitively seems appropriate. Reference to the Ancient Ones collectively or a certain A:O.” I’m new in this journey and I don’t know where to find answers. Thanks for your time.
me personaly i think that…errr there is alot of unknown things in this universe but i do not think that cthulhu is a god. So much a thing, i would say this “creature” is REAL but is not a god just something made…Made like us but we are not gods we are squdgy things called humans. point made
Hail, hail Cthulhu! Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn!
Congrats on the baby, what’s its name?
You all need to go to an Asylum