
The maps have been laid out, the territory stretches before you, Cultist. It’s your turn, now. Make the journey. Find your own destiny. Awake!
Apr 05, 2013 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Old School Gaming, OSR, paradigm shift, poker, The Great Work, Venger Satanis | 2 Comments »

The Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG makes me want to be a better Dungeon Master.
Jan 16, 2013 | Categories: News | Tags: Call of Cthulhu RPG, Conan the Cimmerian, D&D, DCC, DCC review, diceless, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG, Dungeon Master, Dungeons & Dragons, Elric of Melniboné, Fantasy Roleplaying, free form roleplaying, Great Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft, HackMaster, Labyrinth Lord, Old School Renaissance, Old School Revolition, OSR, Quick Primer on Old School Gaming, Robert E. Howard, Roger Zelazny, RPG, scifi, spell duels, swords & sorcery, Venger Satanis, Wizardry & Swords | 2 Comments »

Egypt, Libya, and Madison, Wisconsin (BTW, I actually wrote this part months ago. No bullshit). There shall be trouble in these places. Upheaval, protest, and revolution. In such times of unrest, humanity has the chance to see how far he has yet to travel. This land of lesser gods is nothing but corruption, lies, and negativity.
Sep 19, 2012 | Categories: Revelations | Tags: Abdul Alhazred, Azathoth, Chocolate Acolyte, Cthulhu Cult, Dread Cthulhu, Kadath, Necronomicon Satanis, President Barack Obama, Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan, The Great Work, Venger Satanis, Yog-Sothoth | 1 Comment »

The Cult of Cthulhu does not pity man because the seeds of evolution are right here in front of us. If an individual truly has the ambition to make progress, the world isn’t strong enough to constantly halt that progress.
Sep 02, 2012 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: begin at the beginning, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Decentralization without Disintegration, Eldritch Mandate, Empathy without pity, Esoteric Emeralds, evolution, Fourth Way, Main Lifts, Multiple Perspectives, Nine Different Ways, Satanism, Self-Remembering, Shadow Synchronicity, Special Plans, Special Projects, Subjective Esoteric Liquidity, Sublimation, The Edge of Time, The Need for Failure, The Time Has Come, Understanding as Muscle, Venger Satanis, What is Being? | 11 Comments »

How can we possibly examine the dimensions we reside in? Damn you, Mauve Zone, ye are like potato chips. A Viridian Sorcerer cannot partake of just one!
May 26, 2012 | Categories: Revelations | Tags: 111, black monolith, Clowns, CoC, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Dark Gods, dimensional shambler, emerald flame, Esotericism, Formless Black Essence, Fourth Way, Great Old Ones, Gurdjieff, High Priest, Ipsissimus Satanis, key lime cheesecake, Kutulu, Land of the Lost, Left Hand Path, mageti, Man #4, Mauve Zone, Mi-Go, N'Kai, Necronomicon Satanis, Nyarlathotep, Qlippothic nodes, Revelations, Shub-Niggurath, Sleestak, Star Wars, Tsathoggua, Venger Satanis, VS, Yog-Sothoth | Leave A Comment »

Only the most intrepid worshipers shall know the way, and that path yields horrific fruit the likes of which grow unabated and leprous within the depths of an ineffable void.
May 10, 2012 | Categories: News | Tags: Ascension, Ascensions, Awakening, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Esotericism, Fourth Way, Honors List, Left Hand Path, Satanism, Venger Satanis, VS | 3 Comments »

How can you accurately rate or star or even measure one of the best horror films of the 21st century?
Apr 17, 2012 | Categories: News | Tags: Ancient Ones, Angel, Anna Hutchison, Bradley Whitford, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chris Hemsworth, Cult of Cthulhu, Drew Goddard, Evil Dead, Fran Kranz, Friday the 13th, H.P. Lovecraft, Hellraiser, horror, Jesse Williams, Joss Whedon, Kristen Connolly, Richard Jenkins, scary movie, scifi, Sigourney Weaver, The Cabin in the Woods, Venger Satanis | 3 Comments »

I am not ashamed of loving nihilistic gems which others would sooner throw away; nor am I brainwashed enough to dismiss the disembodied and disenfranchised voices of cultural outsiders. After all, that is why I venerate H.P. Lovecraft.
Mar 08, 2012 | Categories: News | Tags: 1989, Amber Lynn, Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis, Black Sabbath, Canadian horror, Cinema Sewer, Cult classic, Lovecraft, magenta and sapphire, Satan, Things, Venger Satanis, weird films | 3 Comments »

As time passed, Self-Remembering not only created a much needed disruption… it also extended my attention, which meant that I was able to go deeper.
Jan 25, 2012 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 4th Way, Awakening, consciousness, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Cultist, Emerald Apocalypse, Esotericism, essence, Fourth Way, Great Old Ones, Left Hand Path, Magnetic Center, New Man, Progress Surge, Self-Remembering, student teachers, third side, Venger Satanis, Viridescent Teaching | 13 Comments »

I hope this lengthy, scatter-point essay helps Cultists better understand the nature of our Great Work. Sometimes, seeing a problem through new eyes can help us learn how to conquer it.
Oct 03, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 4th Way, Anton LaVey, Awakening, backseat driving, Church of Satan, CoC, consciousness, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhu Mythos, Cult of Cthulhu, Dude Tyson, Fouth Way, gateways, Gurdjieff, H.P. Lovecraft, Hugh Hefner, journey, Left Hand Path, LHP, Limelight, Maurice Nicoll, Ouspensky, Playboy, prison muscles, process, Satanism, The Great Work, Venger Satanis, VS, Yog-Sothoth | 10 Comments »

Our viridescent teaching is dedicated to making progress – all the way up the ladder to those ineffable heights and depths which are only accessible via the hideous paradise of a yawning abyss.
Sep 17, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 4th Way, CoC, Creating a Soul, crystallization, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhu Mythos, Cult of Cthulhu, emerald, Fight Club, Fourth Way, fruit smoothie, Girard Haven, Godhood, Gurdjieff, H.P. Lovecraft, hideous paradise, Left Hand Path, LHP, Lovecraftian, Magnetic Center, May Eve, Our Viridescent Teaching, Ouspensky, Satanism, Self-Deification, suffering, tentacles, Tyler Durden, Venger Satanis, Yog-Sothoth | 9 Comments »

True initiation is based upon one principal: “Life is real when I cease to be false.”
Aug 24, 2011 | Categories: Interviews | Tags: CoC, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhu Mythos, Cult of Cthulhu, Fourth Way, Gate-Walking, gatewalking, Gurdjieff, H.P. Lovecraft, initiation, Mad Arab, magic, Necronomicon, Ouspensky, Simon Necronomicon, Venger Satanis, Warlock Asylum | 3 Comments »

I’m getting married.
Aug 06, 2011 | Categories: News | Tags: bride to be, Briella, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Danielle, engaged, engagement, marriage, married, Scarlet Princess, Venger Satanis | 4 Comments »

One hand is reaching for the stars, the other is smashing obstacles down in the mud… watching and remembering all the while. If that isn’t the Cult of Cthulhu, then I guess I don’t know what real esotericism is.
Jul 12, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 4th Way, Awakening, belief is reality, Big Bang, chartreuse gateways, CoC, consciousness, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhu paintings, Cult of Cthulhu, Disciple, Esoteric Christianity, Fourth Way, Fourth Way School, Gnostic Christianity, God, green flame, Gurdjieff, Higher Forces, intermediary, Left Hand Path, LHP, Lovecraft, messiah, Mythos, Nietzsche, Ouspensky, Satanism, Self-Remembering, Tentacled cross, The Great Work, the void, third force, third side, Venger Satanis, yin/yang | 9 Comments »

Identity is not essence. Identity is not who we truly are. Identity is that layer just below the surface which does not switch masks like the layer above, but is itself the ultimate mask!
Jun 27, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 4th Way, 4th Way School, Awakening, CoC, crystallization, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Esoteric, Esotericism, essence, Fourth Way, Fourth Way Master, Gurdjieff, identity, Left Hand Path, Ouspensky, Satanists, Venger Satanis | 5 Comments »

In the CoC we use green, a singular weapon within the arsenal at our disposal, to stir up buried emotions, hidden vibrations, aeons-old race memories, and forbidden reservoirs of vehemence or spiritual muscle which has more in common with dark alienage than any natural force.
Jun 18, 2011 | Categories: News | Tags: Awakening humanity, becoming God, belief is reality, CoC, comic book, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhu Cultist, Cult of Cthulhu, divinity, Emerald Energy, evolution, Godhood, green is the color of will, Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps, Hal Jordan, kryptonite, Left Hand Path, LHP, Lovecraft, Mythos, Nietzsche, Satanism, superhero movie, Superman, Venger Satanis, will | 3 Comments »

The Cult of Cthulhu, as an instrument for the evolution of mankind, effectively owns or rules over Satanism, the 9AO, Christianity, and even Buddhism (hey, why not?).
Jun 04, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: 9AO, Buddhism, CoC, Contemporary Christianity, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Dread Cthulhu Reclaims the Nine Angled Order, Emerald Nexus, Fourth Way, Graaz Roth Alikavniss, H.P. Lovecraft, human evolution, infernal praxis, Left Hand Path, modern satanism, Nine Angled Order, Order of Nine Angles, outsider, personal growth, Satanic, Sinister Way, universal progression, Venger Satanis | 5 Comments »

I wish to reclaim the Nine Angled Order.
May 29, 2011 | Categories: News | Tags: Anton Long, black magic, Chaos, Church of Satan, Cult of Cthulhu, David Myatt, H.P. Lovecraft, Left Hand Path, O9A, ONA, Order of the Nine Angled Order, ritual, Satanism, Venger Satanis, Yog-Sothoth | 3 Comments »

Striving for an equitable balance between the right hand path and Left Hand Path is fruitless.
Apr 28, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: Autonomy, Esotericism, Higher Forces, Left Hand Path, Magical Practice, Middle Path, Occultism, Power, Satanism, Self-Deification, Sinister Way, tertiality, The Great Work, the third side, trichotomy, Venger Satanis, Yin Yang | 8 Comments »

Since those who are not open to Higher Forces can only stymie our progress and cloud our purity what choice do we have but to destroy them?
Apr 21, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: Autonomy, Cthulhu Cult, Cthulhuism, Devil worship, Eldritch Mandate, Graaz Roth Alikavniss, Higher Centers, Higher Forces, Jihad, Left Hand Path, LHP, Lovecraftian Theocracy, modern satanism, Power, Purge, Satanism, Self-Deification, Theistic Satanism, Unification, Venger Satanis, Viridian, Yog-Sothothery | 12 Comments »

Whether it’s Dionysianism or the Cult of Cthulhu, there needs to be some kind of a front against the extremists who would threaten our ability to create and to manifest.
Apr 15, 2011 | Categories: Interviews | Tags: Aleister Crowley, Anton LaVey, Cult of Cthulhu, Dark Fool, Dionysianism, Green Slime, Left Hand Path, Lovecraftian Theocracy, R'lyeh, Satanism, Tolkien, Venger Satanis, Way of the Dionysian | 2 Comments »

If belief is reality, then conviction manifests reality.
Feb 17, 2011 | Categories: Beliefs | Tags: Aleister Crowley, Anthony Robbins, Anton LaVey, Awaken the Giant Within, Cthulhu Cult, Cult of Cthulhu, Gurdjieff, kaizen, Kenneth Grant, Left Hand Path, Nietzsche, NLP, Ouspensky, Venger Satanis, Viridian | 10 Comments »

Greetings, I’m Venger Satanis.
Welcome to this new facet of my life, my calling… my purpose. For those who don’t know, I’m the founder and leader of the Cthulhu Cult a religion of blood, slime, darkness, sorcery, and tentacles. True, it’s not a path for the average, everyday person. Understatement of the aeon! [...]
Feb 06, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: consciousness, Cult of Cthulhu, Fourth Way Master, Gurdjieff, guru, H.P. Lovecraft, life coach, messiah, Motivational Life Coaching, Ouspensky, savior, spiritual leader, Tony Robbins, Venger Satanis, Viridian Sorcery | Leave A Comment »

Ipsissimus Venger As’Nas Satanis presents the Qlippothic-Enochian cipher which the lesser gods forbade.
Feb 04, 2011 | Categories: Revelations | Tags: Abdul Alhazred, Ancient Ones, Cthulhu Cult, Dan Harms, Enochian, Esoteric Order of Dagon, gatewalking, Great Old Ones, Kenneth Grant, Necronomicon Satanis, Nyarlathotep, Order of the Nine Angles, Outer Gateways, Qlippoth, Qlippothic-Enochian cipher, R'lyeh, S'ngac the violet-colored gas, Satanism, Seeg’nah-thamote, Shub-Niggurath, Simon, Sogguth, Temple of Set, Thelema, Venger Satanis, Warlock Asylum, Xeper, Yog-Sothoth | 20 Comments »